things i have done
| stupid things i have done |
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| I was possessed by mob
fever.
How I nearly froze to death in the middle of town. Hazards of the all-over tan. How I impaled myself on a flute. I almost burned Bend, Oregon to the ground. Don't bet against a fast bike. |
"...autobiography is only to be
trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A
man who gives a good account of himself is probably
lying, since any life viewed from the inside is simply a
series of defeats."
- George Orwell From criminal to ridiculous, shameful to pathetic, these are but a few of the stupid things I have done, served up for your entertainment pleasure. |