things i have done
|I was possessed by mob
How I nearly froze to death in the middle of town.
Hazards of the all-over tan.
How I impaled myself on a flute.
I almost burned Bend, Oregon to the ground.
Don't bet against a fast bike.
|"...autobiography is only to be
trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A
man who gives a good account of himself is probably
lying, since any life viewed from the inside is simply a
series of defeats."
- George Orwell
From criminal to ridiculous, shameful to pathetic, these are but a few of the stupid things I have done, served up for your entertainment pleasure.