things i have done 


  I was possessed by mob fever.

How I nearly froze to death in the middle of town.  

Hazards of the all-over tan

How I impaled myself on a flute.  

I almost burned Bend, Oregon to the ground.  

Don't bet against a fast bike 

"...autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful.  A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats."  
- George Orwell 

From criminal to ridiculous, shameful to pathetic, these are but a few of the stupid things I have done, served up for your entertainment pleasure.



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